Thursday, January 29, 2009

Ella Thomson: The meanest woman in seven states.

Ella Thomson makes anti-semitic remarks about Jewish people. Why just the other day Ella was making Natalie and I do all the work, when Natalie decided to bring up how merciful God was. Ella, being the naughty child she was, made a snotty remark about Natalie's truthful statement. It was so unbelievably anti-semitic that I couldn't even believe my own two hearing devises. She yelled at the top of her puny lungs, "Natalie's Jewish so therefore she doesn't know what merciful means! I AM SO MEAN! HAHAHAHA!" It was absolutely terrible. I wept for a fort night just hearing the evil tongue she spoke. I really hope Ella learns from her mistakes and becomes a community activist for helping anti-semitic individuals.

(i may have exaggerated quite a bit)

5 comments:

Eliot Hart-Nelson said...

Uh oh.

Va Thao said...

Oh my gosh! Are you serious or are you just joking around? Plus, you need to go back and check your spelling.

Natalie Mironov said...

Haha I think this might be a bit of an exaggeration Colin.

PharaohColin said...

oh whatevas.
only god can judge me

ellalalalaaaa said...

COLIN FRANKEN this so not true.
i might have said a few things...but it was a joke.:D SORRY NATALIE